you know you're in trouble when you can smell your own snot.

you know you're bored when you're reading Fangora.

I like Jennifer Beal looking girls.

"I'm a simple man," I like avocado with salt and a spoon, space heaters, late night Law & Order SVU, Kentucky Bourbon.

I'm not enjoying this book of Civil War poetry I'm currently reading.

I'm not enjoying a life in warehouses.

Banana Republic sells fingerless gloves.

Jimmy Carter was a peanut farmer.