Apr 30, 2007
Apr 28, 2007
Orgy In the Beef Closet
this just in from TRANSMISSION Press:
The 5th TRANSMISSION chapbook, Michael Koshkin's Orgy in the Beef Closet, is now available. This book would make a perfect party favor at company parties, mixers, and ice cream socials. Orgy in the Beef Closet, is printed in an initial run of 150 copies, and is about 20 pages long, letterhalf in size, and staple-bound. This chap is printed on ivory linen paper, with an 80lb, vellum coverstock.
You can purchase Michael Koshkin's Orgy in the Beef Closet by making out a check to Logan Ryan Smith for $3.50 and sending it to:
Logan Ryan Smith
711 Leavenworth St., #35
San Francisco, CA 94109
The 5th TRANSMISSION chapbook, Michael Koshkin's Orgy in the Beef Closet, is now available. This book would make a perfect party favor at company parties, mixers, and ice cream socials. Orgy in the Beef Closet, is printed in an initial run of 150 copies, and is about 20 pages long, letterhalf in size, and staple-bound. This chap is printed on ivory linen paper, with an 80lb, vellum coverstock.
You can purchase Michael Koshkin's Orgy in the Beef Closet by making out a check to Logan Ryan Smith for $3.50 and sending it to:
Logan Ryan Smith
711 Leavenworth St., #35
San Francisco, CA 94109
Apr 27, 2007
Astral Guide
your girlfriend feels
him lying
in your bed
like crickets
or static television
or a wasp jumping
at your forehead
he shouldn't look
like an Ewok
in maroon robes
he should look
like your grandpa
or an iron fence,
or an Elk
or a wet-dream
in a swimming pool
him lying
in your bed
like crickets
or static television
or a wasp jumping
at your forehead
he shouldn't look
like an Ewok
in maroon robes
he should look
like your grandpa
or an iron fence,
or an Elk
or a wet-dream
in a swimming pool
check!
things done this morning and early afternoon
1. chatted with BB through email like a little girl
2. wrote a bunch of dumb poems and sent them to BB/ he did same (i would post a couple of his but he would probably make me take them down)
example:
"Having no "A" train in The City
The Giants play A
Streak in April the N
Is for AT&T Ballpark
Though for work I
jump on the Six bus
Gangbangers in N. Concord
claim 14 or
XIV
Which stands for North
Or N
The 14th letter
Of the alphabet"
or
"Envision soft tissue Kleenex
On your desktop
Called "envision" that's actually
quite rough
on the nose
when listening to E-40
on my desktop computer
smell me?!"
3. transliterated the cover of a Greek edition of a Patti Smith book for David Harrison Horton
4. scheduled a bunch of stuff for the good Doctor
1. chatted with BB through email like a little girl
2. wrote a bunch of dumb poems and sent them to BB/ he did same (i would post a couple of his but he would probably make me take them down)
example:
"Having no "A" train in The City
The Giants play A
Streak in April the N
Is for AT&T Ballpark
Though for work I
jump on the Six bus
Gangbangers in N. Concord
claim 14 or
XIV
Which stands for North
Or N
The 14th letter
Of the alphabet"
or
"Envision soft tissue Kleenex
On your desktop
Called "envision" that's actually
quite rough
on the nose
when listening to E-40
on my desktop computer
smell me?!"
3. transliterated the cover of a Greek edition of a Patti Smith book for David Harrison Horton
4. scheduled a bunch of stuff for the good Doctor
Apr 26, 2007
Apr 25, 2007
Black Pudding
like "Bill Cosby's sweater"
is a joke
you've heard before
—and in the Summer
persimmons smell
like semen
under the door
composed of single cells
quickly on walls
and levitation
burrowing Black
Puddings
eat away metal
with evil
corrosive saliva
is a joke
you've heard before
—and in the Summer
persimmons smell
like semen
under the door
composed of single cells
quickly on walls
and levitation
burrowing Black
Puddings
eat away metal
with evil
corrosive saliva
revelations...
and now i know why people who have office jobs don't check the computer afterwork or on weekends...
Apr 23, 2007
Apr 20, 2007
...
leave Alec Baldwin alone you psycho bootch
or, i still can't listen to Eminem in public without getting all red-in-the-face
or, don't flirt with the super drunk chick in the bar for more than a few minutes because it makes you look like a dateraper
or, don't encourage fist fights between people you just met
Apr 19, 2007
...
sometimes Keak Da Sneak sounds like he lives on Sesame St.
or
as much as i try to like Sage Francis i fucking hate his music
or
as much as i try to like Sage Francis i fucking hate his music
Apr 18, 2007
Morgan LeFay
the Greeks
bury their heroes
with dinosaur bones
obviously, the Lady
of the Lake
is not a movie, foremost
among queens
and ghouls
her giant femur
with both forepaws
against his crown
—beasts and ghosts
not a literate neighbor
so few animals and weather
bury their heroes
with dinosaur bones
obviously, the Lady
of the Lake
is not a movie, foremost
among queens
and ghouls
her giant femur
with both forepaws
against his crown
—beasts and ghosts
not a literate neighbor
so few animals and weather
Apr 17, 2007
recently read...
1. Mirage #139
2. Much Like You Shark- Logan Ryan Smith
3. Traceland- Mark Lamoureux
4. The Gilles Poem: Winter 2006- Sabrina Calle
5. The Collected Works of Steven Orth- Steve Orth
6. Small Town PZA Vol. 2
7. Oh My Goddess! The Fourth Goddess- Kosuke Fujishima
8. Transfer #8
9. 908-1078- Brandon Brown
10. Read Only Memory- Liz Waldner
2. Much Like You Shark- Logan Ryan Smith
3. Traceland- Mark Lamoureux
4. The Gilles Poem: Winter 2006- Sabrina Calle
5. The Collected Works of Steven Orth- Steve Orth
6. Small Town PZA Vol. 2
7. Oh My Goddess! The Fourth Goddess- Kosuke Fujishima
8. Transfer #8
9. 908-1078- Brandon Brown
10. Read Only Memory- Liz Waldner
Apr 16, 2007
Apr 15, 2007
Apr 13, 2007
Succubus
humans are larvae to be mounted and ridden
barren, digital
though somewhat
of a knock-out
teasing the privates
of boys and women
carried on-the-cob
and a Paradise
when it so wills
bending
backwards and sniffing
the yellow husk
lapping your crotch
barren, digital
though somewhat
of a knock-out
teasing the privates
of boys and women
carried on-the-cob
and a Paradise
when it so wills
bending
backwards and sniffing
the yellow husk
lapping your crotch
Apr 11, 2007
Djinni
wooden items
are a cruel joke
—whirlwind
jet-setting Djinn
have seldom
been beys, sherrifs, maliks
or vizers
enslavement is better left
to the referee
are a cruel joke
—whirlwind
jet-setting Djinn
have seldom
been beys, sherrifs, maliks
or vizers
enslavement is better left
to the referee
Tyrannosaurus Rex
with a huge head
so stupidely fierce
this puma-like animal
hates all life
lashing out with its two tentacles
a horney tongue
among silver hair
with those rough appendages
so stupidely fierce
this puma-like animal
hates all life
lashing out with its two tentacles
a horney tongue
among silver hair
with those rough appendages
Myspace bulletins aren't working so...
Giants game. 7:00pm. my house. tonight. come if you like. i'll be here.
Apr 9, 2007
Apr 6, 2007
Treant
a tad Afrocentric
an aroused Treant
might chuck a knight
a mile and a half
his joust cutting
like a gyro ball
an aroused Treant
might chuck a knight
a mile and a half
his joust cutting
like a gyro ball
Manticore
the Manticore makes lists
warm climes and
eating men are preferable
the Manticore has been painted with
lion-colored body, bat-brown wings
human flesh head
warm climes and
eating men are preferable
the Manticore has been painted with
lion-colored body, bat-brown wings
human flesh head
Locathah
in some castle-like undersea rock
replace gills for tendons
fan your finned ears
your yellow tongue and pubic hair
curl in the yellow rock
you are an aquatic nomad
psionically endowed
with eyes on the back of your head
replace gills for tendons
fan your finned ears
your yellow tongue and pubic hair
curl in the yellow rock
you are an aquatic nomad
psionically endowed
with eyes on the back of your head
Eligible Greeks Dot Com
last week this brilliant dating website matched my sister and i (and a couple weeks before that my sister was matched to our cousin Manoli)...
this week i hit pay dirt!
"Have I died and gone to heaven?
You sound pretty cool. Want to prove me right?
I hope you have a great day!
Talk to you soon
Good bye, ONLYMERK!."
...i think i'm in love.
this week i hit pay dirt!
"Have I died and gone to heaven?
You sound pretty cool. Want to prove me right?
I hope you have a great day!
Talk to you soon
Good bye, ONLYMERK!."
...i think i'm in love.
Apr 5, 2007
doppelganger
little sis Beckster (who is moving back to the Bay Area and we are so excited)
and
Sherilyn Fenn (Velvet from Thrashin'!!!)
and
Sherilyn Fenn (Velvet from Thrashin'!!!)
Apr 4, 2007
Apr 3, 2007
Apr 2, 2007
Shorts
it's pretty weird but true...shorts are back! at least in San Francisco...
...most of the cool kids these days are sporting shorts, and it's tripping me out.
in San Francisco wearing shorts is the new limited edition shoe.
dudes riding bikes with short-shorts so short you worry about their balls falling out are commmonplace.
is this happening anywhere else?
...most of the cool kids these days are sporting shorts, and it's tripping me out.
in San Francisco wearing shorts is the new limited edition shoe.
dudes riding bikes with short-shorts so short you worry about their balls falling out are commmonplace.
is this happening anywhere else?
Apr 1, 2007
...
i'm really sick of everyone e-typing like they're from the hood (or at least hip hop)...
i'm guilty of it too, and i think it's boring, and i want to stop...
stuff like
"fa' sho"
"hecka"
"yo" as in "see you there tonight, yo"
any reference to Hyphy is played out and should go away...
such ironic throwbacks as
"fresh"
"radical"
"bananas"
or "gnarly"
need to be flushed down the toilet
...i'm not sure when it started but it seems like every acoustic singer/songwriter has covered a gangster rap song...and it's just not funny anymore and should stop as soon as possible...
artists i'm really sick of
Mickey Avalon
Lily Allen
Amy Winehouse
Mac Dre
most "DJ's"
Le Tigre
all Southern rap (which has contributed more to the promotion of racial stereotypes than David Duke by reducing rap to a thugged out version of a Stepin Fetchit minstral show (Chicken Dance anyone, WTF?))
flat billed baseball caps bug the hell out of me but they look so nice i'll probably end up buying one
i guess that's all for now...
i'm guilty of it too, and i think it's boring, and i want to stop...
stuff like
"fa' sho"
"hecka"
"yo" as in "see you there tonight, yo"
any reference to Hyphy is played out and should go away...
such ironic throwbacks as
"fresh"
"radical"
"bananas"
or "gnarly"
need to be flushed down the toilet
...i'm not sure when it started but it seems like every acoustic singer/songwriter has covered a gangster rap song...and it's just not funny anymore and should stop as soon as possible...
artists i'm really sick of
Mickey Avalon
Lily Allen
Amy Winehouse
Mac Dre
most "DJ's"
Le Tigre
all Southern rap (which has contributed more to the promotion of racial stereotypes than David Duke by reducing rap to a thugged out version of a Stepin Fetchit minstral show (Chicken Dance anyone, WTF?))
flat billed baseball caps bug the hell out of me but they look so nice i'll probably end up buying one
i guess that's all for now...
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