Aug 27, 2014

58. Clive Barker's Hellraiser Volume 2- Clive Barker
BOOM! Studios


perhaps the worst movie I have ever seen

OMG gimme a break

LET'S GET THE VERSACE BALL ROLLING

sometimes pistachio nuts taste like cheese,
those
are
my
favorite
ones


57. Clive Barker's Hellraiser Volume 1- Clive Barker
BOOM! Studios



I want to watch Robocop

I've gotten ignorant

the thing is,
if you were a raver,
you didn't call them raves

I only rented it,
because Jerry Harden
was in it
56. Even On Sunday: Essays, Readings, And Archival Materials On The Poetry And Poetics Of Robin Blaser- edited by Miram Nichols
National Poetry Foundation


bet you're going to say nice glasses

I just ran 3.07 mi with Nike+

the disappearance of the jogger's nod

I would drive a BART train


55. Saga Volume 1- Brian K Vaughan, Fiona Staples
Image Comics


I DON'T KNOW ANYBODY NAMED SHEILA!

headbands on men, and UC Berkeley

I'm addicted to fitness

this is my job

Aug 25, 2014

KAHN CROSS ORCUTT

"Greetings all:

I'm participating in a totally incredible event at Woolsey Heights this coming weekend if you're free Saturday night: poet Elaine Kahn will play music as Horsebladder, I will read poems, and the legendary Bill Orcutt will play his brand of incantatory, totally unhinged blues guitar. Sat. 8/30, 8pm, Woolsey Heights: 1628 Woolsey St., Apt. C, Berkeley.

Best,
Michael"

we ate a lot of pizza this weekend





Aug 22, 2014

54. Prize Articles 1954- edited by Llewellyn Miller
Ballantine Books


why are girls so good at memorizing song lyrics? it's fuckin' creepy

Unsigned And Hella Broke

the alien abduction phenomenon of the 80s and 90s
could largely be attributed to sleep paralysis

have fun!













Aug 21, 2014

53. Sex Criminals Volume One- Matt Fraction, Chip Zdarsky
Image


don't eat your EAR WAX you fuckin' Democrat!

going to buy so many GYROS at the Oakland Greek Festival to chuck at those Bay To Breakers animals on Sunday

STOP RANDOMLY STRETCHING IN FRONT OF ME YOU KOMBUCHA SUCKING FREAKSHOW

I definitely wouldn't be mad if I never heard the Amelie theme again

fun fact, I'm a Yogini

52. A Map Predetermined And Change- Laura Werthington
Fence Books


Ireland doesn't have postal codes

kalisperasas

I got too drunk
in front of Frank Sherlock

when I chuck rocks
I'm walking the LABYRINTH

I CAN NEVER SPELL LAYRYNTH

LABRYINTH

Aug 20, 2014

51 Soldados: Chicanos In Vietnam- Charley Trujillo
Chusma House


quit trying to make "GRINGPO" happen

temper tantrums better than anybody

Lauren Hill defecating//

on your microphone






 


Aug 15, 2014

I don't understand why I rented Gnomio & Juliet, do you?

also, for the pun to work it should be "Gnomio & Gnomuliet."

otherwise "Gnomio" is a very weird name for a gnome.
I had Hellraiser dreams last night.

Aug 14, 2014

I hate Terry Gilliam movies.


that cherry pit
the width of the lamplight
rations of water
washed down with
the fruit, the sea
all over me








50. Iterature- Eugene Ostashevsky
Ugly Duckling Presse


someone with a lisp shouting "Thandie Newton!"

soup porn

sorry, too much asscheeks
49. Cold Mountain Mirror Displacement- Jeremy Hoevenaar
American Books


in the future the only news stories will be
"Meet The Real Walter White"
"If Barbie Were A Real Woman This Is What She'd Look Like"

El Messih Kam + Christo anesti

I just ran 4.41 mi with Nike+