Dec 18, 2013





Received my copies of The Emerald Tablet, edited by Derek Fenner (Bootstrap Press/ TOC ripped from Derek's Tumblr). "A one off" magazine based on a conceit, the conceit being "The Emerald Tablet, also known as the Smaragdine Table, or Tabula Smaragdina, is a compact and cryptic piece of Hermetica reputed to contain the secret of the prima materia and its transmutation." Basically Derek invited all of the writers included to read The Emerald Tablet (we were sent a large .pdf containing an introduction by Derek, a history of the Tablet as well as variant translations w/ commentary) and then respond to it in any way we liked, the idea being that once he had material he would publish it as a stand alone magazine.

I have a couple extra copies, if you'd like one let me know. Would be great if you planned to write something about it on your blog/ Tumblr whathaveyou.

I think Derek plans to publish The Emerald Tablet magazine as a .pdf sometime in the new year. 

Dec 17, 2013


just in time for Christmas, Elderly issue one arrives, check out the hellasickdope calligraphy on the envelope.

edited by Jamie Townsend and Nicholas Deboer, straight outta Brooklyn (featuring all Bay Area writers).

download and print your PDF copy here

xo

Dec 9, 2013

from Larry Kearny

Dec 5, 2013

Elderly is from Brooklyn, NY
Curated by Jamie Townsend & Nicholas DeBoer
elderlymag.tumblr.com

free, creative commons based magazine/ post anywhere, print out, leave at bus stops, etc.
Issue One

featuring:

STEPHANIE YOUNG
DAVID BRAZIL
ALLI WARREN
BRANDON BROWN
SARA LARSEN
EVAN KENNEDY
LINDSEY BOLDT
JOHN SAKKIS
JACK FROST
STEVE ORTH

Dec 3, 2013

Tweets

  1. reply from my firefighter brother after I sent him a text complaining about how I'm getting fat cause
  2. I have a cold and all I'm doing all day is watching 24 Season 4 and eating Thanksgiving leftovers...
  3. "I saved a dead woman last night. breathless and pulseless. eyes were open by the end of the night.

Dec 1, 2013

47. Bury My Heart At Wounded Knee An Indian History Of The American West- Dee Brown
Bantam Books



Get back to your little DVD collection,
the rest of us have moved on to an HD world

13 things my bartender won't tell me:

on my scraper bike/ on my scraper bike

like Die Hard in the White House
like Danger Mouse
46. Responses To The Apologist- Ted Rees
Nightmare Sex Tape



Some of us are offended 
by your reckless enabling 
of control freaks 
to start social justice 
lynch mobs

heliograph

there's a girl in my hammerlock

it's all about the squinch
45. Self And Simulacra- Liz Waldner 
Alice James Books




Get Out Of My Crotch! FAZ (Financial Bear 3x)

health is the new gangster babybump

free Leonard! free Mumia! Frodo lives!

sparks OUTRAGE!
44. Brief Capital Of Disturbances- George Albon
Omnidawn



Sunday Doctor/ you are better clothed than I am/ 
drink hella water

holy fuckamole.

blue blood means nobility, 
not police officer

Lythronax argestes (aka "the king of gore")