Oct 5, 2007

Lower Haight Massacre

things that will probably be done tonight

--new art opening at Edo with my brother and Emma-rocks


--after Berkeley Skatepark Video Premire of the new Razors video at D-Structure

--imminent text messaging cluster fuck with my favorite "pen pal" in the world Everyday Caitlin (we'll most likely *almost* meet up but in the end we won't, aint she adorable?! i want to walk around with her on my shoulder)


--blood wrestling extravaganza at Underground SF with Julie


--and in the end nothing changes so we can count on severe homoerotic threats being cast against Armand C. in the streets of San Francisco (by me i mean)

Oct 4, 2007

Fleet Week


it's Fleet Week in San Francisco and everybody's favorite royal blue cherubs are currently tearing up the skies...

i'm not sure how i feel about the Blue Angels. on the one hand i'm all "it's loud, it's scary, it's like a militaristic version of peacock feathering, it scares the hell out of neighborhood dogs, i don't like it"...on the other hand i'm all "neato, big blue shiny things zipping through the sky, cooooooool!!!"...

i think it's probably 50/50.

i think it's pretty easy to say "i don't like it because it reminds me of war"...i think war veterans (civilians and soldiers alike) can say that but i don't think chai drinking San Franciscans can say that...i think saying "it reminds me of war" is faddish. all the popular kids are saying that.

i don't know, i have no point. i'm extremely ambiguous about having a point of view on this one.

in regards to the Blue Angels, Caitlin just texted me "meh"...and yeah, i'm thinking meh too...

hehe i like your giraffe neck, its neat



Naropa alumni event in San Francisco



Date: Friday, October 5, 2007
Time: 7:00pm - 9:00pm
Location: Reverie Cafe
Street: 848 Cole Street
City/Town: San Francisco, CA

...

last night there was a fire behind my parent's house in C-town. the little Mexican girl who lives next door was the hero of the day. she alerted my mom and dad who then doused their backyard fence with water. nothing on their property was damaged. they're not sure what started it, kids from YVHS (highschool) like to hang out behind my parent's house and smoke weed, guzzle 40oz and give each other handjobs...it was probably them.

some of the things i used to do in that field having nothing to do with handjobs:

collecting hundreds of frogs and tadpoles from the creek/ flood canal storing them in giant wash buckets in my parent's garage

collecting hundres of roll'y poll'ies and storing them in my sister's empty Noxema jars

building a makeshift halfpipe on the cement flood divider out of a discarded ping pong table

skating that halfpipe all summer

scavenging for discarded porno mags (usually finding shredded pieces of Huslter here and there revealing very scary looking women with very scary protuberant body parts)

crawdad fishing in the canal with pieces of bologna hooked to string tied to a tree branch

collecting hundreds of walnuts from the field and throwing those walnuts at each other's heads usually until someone cried and then we'd all flee

digging holes, or as we called them "forts," all summer long, this was *the* project of my childhood, seeing who could dig the deepest fort in the neighborhood

sitting in the shade under a walnut tree with my best friend Brendon drafting letters in our journals to Vision, Powell Peralta, Sims, Santa Cruz, Independent, Tracker, G&S et al. inquiring about sponsorships and equipment

sitting in the shade under a walnut tree with my best friend Brendon writing out our prepubescent sexual fantasies to our dream girls, Tara and Beth, who lived in the neighborhood. an example from me might have read "i want to jump on Tara's boobs" or "i want see tara's boobs all the time"

smashing a neighbors abandoned Cadi to pieces with a hammer, a fist and a small boulder

seeing how long i could hold my breath completely sumberged in canal mud

monkeying my way out to the middle of the BART overpass, dangling about 20 feet over the canal just as the train passes holding on as hard as i could through the vibrations The Lost Boys style before i ever saw The Lost Boys

burning a cork tip with matches then rubbing our faces with it preparing to go into the "bush" to play army for the day

destroying a found carton of cigarettes and then getting beat up a little by the older boys who stashed it there

walking the field with my pappou collecting odd nicnacs like bottlecaps, coins, string, rocks and glass

etc.

Oct 3, 2007

4 things i dislike

1. sun dried tomatoes

2. remixes

3. Dane Cook

4. people who drink tea

recently read...

1. The Vision of Escaflowne 1- Katsu Aki

2. Cannery Row- John Steinbeck

3. The Tiny #1

4. Harry Potter And The Sorcerer's Stone- J.K. Rowling

5. Much Like You Shark- Logan Ryan Smith

6. The Vision of Escaflowne 2- Katsu Aki

7. a poem a movie & a poem- Nick Moudry

8. I have Not Been Able To Get Through To Everyone- Anna Moschovakis

9. 1984- George Orwell

10. Transfer #18

11. Abacus #85 Rubble Variations Screen Play Test for Abigal Child- Carla Harryman

12. Deviant Propulsion- CA Conrad

13. String of Small Machines #1

14. One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest- Ken Kesey

15. The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen- Alan Moore