Apr 13, 2006

my body, my buddy...

taking Jessica's lead...

i'm sort of really into my vas deferens...mostly because it sounds like slang "come on mayne, get your vas deferens together, shit!" or "what's up dude? vas deferens, what?! ...but also because it is the duct that conveys sperm from the testicle to the urethra...

my vas deferens is most definitly in the house! what?!

i like my urethra too...only, i don't like my urethra when i sneeze while taking a pee...then my urethra feels like it wants to rip/split/explode usually causing a winced look and a buckled mess...

...currently listening to Wilco Being There...

9 comments:

François Luong said...

My vas deferens gets more blog hits than yours.

John Sakkis said...

yeah maybe, but my vas deferens is prettier than yours...does your vas deferens eat nutella?

Jessica Smith said...

haha. vas deferens is hard to pronounce like clitoris is.

i like "labia." i mean i think it's a nice word. it sounds soft and pink and it is. it's like a concrete poem.

john, the girl i wanted to do the cover of BB? i mean i've seen her work and i really like it and i chose one specific piece. she's in *high school* isn't that crazy? sometimes it's remarkable what you can find among kids still stuck in k-12.

Jessica Smith said...

vas deferens also sound slike some old, grey-haired psychotherapist from Holland. freud's cousin, perhaps.

Eric said...

I want people to give me the vas deferens I deserve and let me do what I want to do.

Jessica Smith said...

me too.

François Luong said...

John: My vas deferens does not eat nutella, but does yours drink whiskey?

Jessica: Vas deferens sounds like Heidegger asking Derrida about différance. "Was? Différance? Was ist das?"

John Sakkis said...

okay. francois, you win, that last post of yours made me spit coffee...well, it actually made my vas deferens spit coffee but you get my drift...you win...

"was ist das"

Jessica Smith said...

françois, i can't believe i didn't see this earlier. it's hilarious.