Feb 25, 2007

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dreamt last night that i went to a garage sale in my neighborhood and found these two decks in perfect condidtion



and then when i asked the dude how much he wanted for them he was all "take em..." and i was all "what do you mean?" and he was all "i try and do good by people...i can see you like em' a lot so i want you to have em'..." and i was all "wow, thanks so much, you don't know how much this means to me, i've wanted this Lee Smith deck since i was like 9 years old...' and he's all "well, you know i wouldn't say no to a donation..." and i'm like "how much?" and he's like "whatever you feel you'd like to give will be fine..." at this point he holds out this clear plastic bag stuffed with money, so i pull out my wallet and take out a five doller bill, i try and stuff it in the dudes money bag but he's holding it from the top so i have to sort of stuff the five doller bill through his hand into the bad, dude tries to grab a 10 out of my wallet and i'm like "eh, okay, eh, thanks for the decks man, have a great day..." and then i leave.

3 comments:

Hot Whiskey said...

You should have punched him in the face. That bastard trying to take a tenner...

HAIR hearts FLIP said...

that's so funny--Lee's my homey!!! we met in barcelona and we kick it everytime we go back. you're talking about lee smith, right?

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