
THIS IS THE SIZE OF YOUR AVERAGE GREEK. HER NAME WAS KATARINA (SAY: CAUGHT-A-REENA). SHE'S 43 YEARS OLD. SHE TOOK US IN AFTER OUR WATERTAXI ACCIDENT LEFT US CONFUSED AND BROKE. SHE WAS ESPECIALLY FOND OF BRANDON'S BLUE KANSAS CITY ROYALS BASEBALL CAP (NOT PICTURED).

THIS IS A SHACK BRANDON AND I SHARED ON THE MTV-BEACHHOUSE INSPIRED ISLAND OF MYKONOS. TAKE NOTE OF MY AWESOME WINGSPAN AND SEXY BLACK TANKTOP.

THIS IS A BED BRANDON AND I SLEPT IN...SEE THAT SPACE NEXT TO BRANDON? THAT'S WHERE I SLEPT. BRANDON AND I TOUCHED HEADS A FEW TIMES. IT WAS WEIRD.

AND THIS IS THE DWARF HOTEL ROOM. I'M ACTUALLY STANDING ON MY KNEES.
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