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i interviewed this guy the other day

he wrote the book on Cezanne

his wife is famous

they live in a giant house in Pacific Heights

he took me upstairs and showed me

all of his Cezanne's and Monet's

i interviewed him under a giant Cezanne

right before the interview i read about

their house in Architectural Digest

his wife was featured on the cover

she designed special windows

to protect the paintings from sunlight

my palms were sweaty

but i wiped then before he showed me out