Naropa Quiz inspired by Celeste Davis' Myspace Naropa Quiz

[X] you think everyone outside of the Writing And Poetics department is disgusting
[X] you think the smoking pits are mostly frequented by hippy mutants
[X] you have no idea what Eco-Psychology means
[X] you don't believe "eco-psychology" means anything
[X] you think Trumpa was an overrated drunk perv
[X] you've heard of the Naropa Poetry Wars
[X] you love Ralph from the bookstore
[X] you've ever pulled hippy art (i.e. garbage) from the trees next to the Harry Smith Cottage e.g., stuffed animals, knives hanging from string, forks hanging from string, soda can "art", shoes...
[X] you think the "free box" is a sweltering pile of hepatitus C
[X] you love the cafe's Chai Tea
[X] you don't think that homeless guy on his bike who always hangs around campus with his ass crack hanging out has any redeeming value
[X] you avoid that homeless guy and cringe when he shows up to parties
[X] when you see people stretching you get pissed off
[X] you think the Student Lounge smells like hippy sex and garlic
[X] you wrote your graduate thesis at The Catacombs happy hour
[X] sometimes you would go to the Downer for a break from The Catacombs and this was funny
[X] you watched the World Baseball Classic at the Downer and only felt mildly embarrassed about drinking well whiskey at 11 am
[X] you ever had fecal matter drop on your head while drinking a pitcher of Pabst at the Downer
[X] Selena from The Catacombs was one of your bestfriends in Boulder and knew more about bikes than you
[X] you rode your bike everywhere and loved it
[X] you ate 7-11 nachos every night
[X] the owner of The Catacombs gave you a free Catacombs baseball jersey
[X] you partied with Brian Bonsall, the little kid from Family Ties now a 23 year old punk rocker from Boulder, CO
[X] you were there when VH1 showed up at the Downer to film Brian's band Thruster for their "Where Are They Now" show
[X] you thought most of the people who worked at the Mountain Sun were scumbags and not to be trusted (or at least the one's you were introduced to)
[X] you made fun of all the WASP'y looking Colorado University girls but still wanted to sleep with them
[X] you wanted to have sex with at least 1 of your Naropa profs
[X] you had a friend named Jamba who made bathtub absinth
[X] you would swim in the Snow Lions pool regularly at 2 am
[X] you would periodically take long, dangerous, unprepared, spur of the moment snow hikes deep into the freezing rocky mountains taking pictures of yourself the entire way as to leave evidence in case of death
[X] you would take these dangerous snow hikes to walk off the 7-11 nachos from the night before
[X] you thought the picnic table outside the snow lion apartments was the best place in all of boulder to drink vodka tonics
[X] a cop busted you drinking vodka tonics at that table with the male half of Hot Whiskey and when the cop said "be mindful" you thought this was funny and said "Naropa cop!"
[X] you madeout with a really cute girl after a long night of drinking at The Catacombs then jumped on your skateboard all excited and whatnot and then hit a crack in the sidewalk on Canyon St. and almost tore your ACL in half and then hobbled home and still thought about hopping over to 7-11 to grab some nachos
[X] you ate more pistachio nuts in two years than most people eat in their entire lives
[X] you saw your little brother almost demolish 3 CU dudes with his fists and you thought this was funny and endearing
[X] you have hella Naropa pride despite all the lacks