i'm a huge hit with the gay men.
girls are indifferent but the gay men, whoa, the gay men think i'm the bee's knees...
i even got my ass grabbed by a gay bartender Friday night...
and then later at Brett's party, in a sea of cute girls, the men totally crush on me...
like, multiple men crushing on poor lonely john who just wants a pretty girl to kiss him on the mouth...
and i'm totally flattered, it's a great compliment, but man, how come i can't have this affect on the ladies...
and yeah, this isn't anything new, my friends can tell you, the gay men have always loved me.
if i can find a nice girl who can express even a quarter of the love the gay men show me i'm set for life...
that would be nice.
though the men *do* make me feel good about myself, and i thank them for it.
hey ladies...?
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hey, don't worry, i'm a huge hit with them too. i second all those things. and it's been like that for awhile. lots of gay men hitting on me, but no women.
Booms, you are sooo sexy!!
dan: brother!!!
jared: are you looking at my butt?
What's with young straight male poets being a hit with gay men? (Obviously, I am one too)
Maybe they know something you don't, John :)
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