repost, sue me...

i got a nice promotion today. i'm a manager now! yipee!

the heat, while nice, is confusing.

when i say "let's get drinks" it doesn't mean i want to date you.

currently listening to LL Cool J's Radio.

9:00 is too late for me to start drinking.

last night i dreamt about Chad Stock and skateboarding.

my brother loves food. i used to think he was showing off, but no, he just loves food.

my girlfriend is my macbook pro.

logan ryan smith gets invited to read a lot. he's a firecrotch and i still haven't met his girlfriend.

i cried today while watching the new Indiana Jones preview. i clapped too.

megan is mine.

jay slack wants a fight, i want to fight jay slack.

i'm really good at pool at Wazeima and The Page but not at Whiskey.

lot's of Irish people in my neighborhood, from Ireland Irish people.

Bhaunu Kapil is reading tomorrow at CCA. i'd go if i didn't have plans.

what do you do after you finish a book you've been working on for 4 years?

porn makes me evil.

Children of Dune are dork.

Jenner is for nuddity and my brother and Emma.

Kay and Jon eat out a lot.

still listening to LL's Radio and the hook to whatever song i'm listening to sounds like they're saying "dear/ EBAY/ DEAR EBAAY"

i burned a cig hole in my pappou's couch.

my pappou passed a year ago yesterday.

i saw a dope rollerblader (Billy O'Neil) get hit by a car going 50 mph this morning, he walked away with a couple sprained ankles. it made me sick.

i was skating around the warehouse today on breaks. i'm getting my legs back.

Michael Carr and Aaron Tieger are going to read at BOTH BOTH on April 19th. probably. i sort of booked them without talking to them.

Joseph Mosconi's Area Sneaks is just out. thanks for sending a copy J.

this has turned into a name drop post bulletin.

and further...

Suzanne Stein is still my favorite.

and i wish Brandon Brown would invite me to dinner more. i eat salami and soup mostly and Brandon never serves that stuff.

i have new needles for my tables that make it worth waking up in the morning.

Ancient Greeks are gorgeo.

my sister had pneumonia but now she's better. my best friend as a kid, Ramsey Lewis, had pneumonia that went to his heart so he went and got himself a heart transplant. my sister is okay though.

yoga balls are amazing.

just talked to Meg, she's drinking Fernet in NYC, represent!

alli warren's hair looks really cute.

brandon's tie is neato.

if i was a 50-something man angelos would be my doppelganger.

i guess that's all.