1. the seats, behind third base, amazing c/o Delta Dental.
2. the taunt, "hey Carlos Lee!!! my girlfriend thinks you have a nice ass!!! i think you fucking suck!!!"
3. the distraction, Julia excitedly saying "oooh...look at the birds!!!" as the Giants get a hit. this would become a theme.
4. the profanity, Julia has a potty mouth.
5. the food, a bag of stale, spicy lima beans that i bought from the corner store before the game...me: here try one, they're not that spicy, they taste like beans...Julia: they taste like stale...
6. the theme, Julia looks away, we get some offense.
7. the crush, Julia really digs Freddy Lewis
8. the nicknames, Julia being throughly unimpressed with my nicknames, e.g., John "Take A" Bowker, Bengie "The Pup" Molina, Randy "The Situation" Winn, Barry "Bodhisatva" Zito et. al.
it was a great night...hooray. Giants lost. boo.
7 comments:
The boys in the office are taking Thursday off to go to the day game. Not bad, eh??
no, not at all.
i like the nicknames.
I was strangely rooting for the Giants yesterday ... Must have been the Astros playing ...
"Take A" Bowker's pretty damn good.
Freddy Lewis was TOTES the best part.
Hey, this blog is all about acronyms, isn't it? Here you seem to use c/o to mean "courtesy of," but isn't it "care of" for postal packages? Is it also courtesy of? I guess the webmind could tell me, sorry to bother u...
Brent
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