13 Greek Axioms...

1. contrary to the Mediterranean Diet, Greeks are fat and sallow

2. eurotrash is a lifestyle

3. find me an honest Greek cab driver and i'll toss your salad

4. Greek beer tastes like cemetery water

5. Greek cigarettes taste like donkey manure

5. donkey manure smells like old man poo

6. just because there are steps doesn't mean they lead anywhere

7. you will take lots of pictures of rocks

8. you will regret taking those pictures

9. if you speak Greek they will speak English

10. Greeks can make fun of your Greek accent but you cannot make fun of their English accent

11. if you have to pee, go in a bush, no one cares

12. never trust a restaurant called Zorba's

13. don't say "opa!"