i can't play pool in front of girls very well...
in general boys like the word "panties" and girls hate it...
Rodney K. and i ate delicious foods and drank beers on a street corner...
today Bhanu is doing something for Non-Site...
i took a photo of Rodney's house...
Kevin Sampsell and Rodney and me and Jared and Erika sat around on a street corner in Portland drinking whiskey...
tonight Judith Goldman is doing something at Canessa Gallery...
i ordered room service twice...
i walked 2 miles for a couple tall cans...
Jared was drunk...
Rodney and i made plans to meet up at Flirt's next time i'm in town...
Cat met us at Bean Bag with Sandra...
i made this in the Holiday Inn Portland Convention Center...
tomorrow Dana is doing something for The New Reading Series in Oakland...
i asked Brittany what a certain disgusting sex act is called because i couldn't remember and she knew immediately what i was talking about...
james bought a raft and took it in the ocean...
i walked from Cat's house in Potrero Hill to the Lower Haight but not before stopping by Thieves Tavern at 12:30pm to say hello to Orth who was bartending...
i ate a big fat quiche...
i went back to Thieves Tavern to meet up with Log and Orth and play pool and drink beers in the afternoon...
i think we convinced Log to get a giant The OC back tattoo with Peter Gallager as Jesus...
i chatted with the guys from the MIT Press...
they liked me i think and gave me a Jeff Koons book...
i played pool with Taylor Brady after everyone else left the bar...
i think i won but he might have won...
i talked with Danny and Pam and Cat about DrySol...
i hugged Suzanne Stein a lot...
i jumped on Kevin Killian's back...
i got sticker ups on Alli's car...
Lindsey said "why don't you get up off your lazy ass and get him yourself..."
this took me by surprise...
Dana knows the lyrics to every R&B song produced in the last 7 years...
Cat thinks i can sing...
she said "you can sing...i've heard you sing twice..."
my mom says i can sing too...
Vangelis's Bladerunner soundtrack makes me pensive...
i've been playing the keyboard a lot...
my sister bought me a $25 gift card to BevMo...
Azikiwee sat on a panel with Chuck D...
i didn't go to that party with Azikiwee...
when he called me on Thursday and said "i have 1 'golden ticket' to this secret party...do you want to go with me?" i didn't know that Chuck D would be there...
i should have gone...
BOUT BOUT helped Carrie Hunter go to the bathroom...
"This book is a great laxative. I'd been constipated all week, and then was reading this in the bathroom at the yoga studio, and voila! Although the cover scares me a bit, the poetry is not scary at all."
Brandon Brown looks handsome in blue...
Danny recently took up the accordian...
Cat and i are going to go to Port Costa to eat lobster next to the train tracks...
or do a pretentious site specific installation on one of the new'ish SF Double Decker busses...
i drank wine at Alamo Square and watched Japanese Girls leap into the air throwing the peace sign in front of the Painted Ladies...again...
i bought my first Snickers bar since Boulder, CO...
i had a nice conversation with Sylvia about perverts...
Cat and i talked a lot about Queer As Folk...
i caught a cab from Potrero Hill to Church and Market...
i met Marcus at Amber and he made me lot's of free drinks after i told him he looked like Steve Caballero c. Bones Brigade...
i listened to the new TVOTR...
i read a lot of books...
like:
Cheap Imitations- Tetra Balestri
Late Editions- Emmanuel Hocquard
A Ring Of Trumpet Brass- Logan Ryan Smith
October Fires- David Highsmith
Animal Farm- George Orwell
Petroglyph- David Highsmith
Open Night- Aaron Lowinger
Double Impact- Michael Price/ Kevin Opstedal
Interdiction- Michael Slosek
The Ancient Rain Poems 1956-1978- Bob Kaufman
Japan- Maxine Chernoff
Any Time Now- Frances Jaffer
Organic Furniture Cellar Works On Paper 2002-2004- Jessica Smith
European Poems And Transitions Over all the Obscene Boundaries- Lawrence Ferlinghetti
Periplum Maps Our Stars/Less Shores- Jennifer Koshkina
.compilate- J/J Hastain
Silver Standard- Justin Sirois
i hugged Cedar Sigo a lot...
i spoke with my mom about Greece...
my parents are leaving for Greece for a month on Monday...
i told her to walk carefully because it's slippery in Greece...
i skated around the TL...
i talked about my sex life with Brent Cunningham...
i saw Cynthia Sailers read at Earthworm...
i was drunk...
i was talking about decadence and telling people i masturbate with truffle oil...
i think i freaked David Highsmith out...
i did some collabo's with Lauren Kohne that i think might be published in the next issue of Try...
or maybe not...
i had my chart read again at a bar again by a girl i hardly know again...
i've been making out in public a lot...
i've been eating lot's of salad lately...
last night i ate a bowl of chili and 3 eggs and watched The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Gallaxy...
now i know where "Babelfish" comes from...
i canceled my Comcast cable...
Cat's been making plans on Myspace...
"I've decided to create a list of things for us to do. This is just a draft...feel free to edit as you please. Item #6, however, is non-negotiable.
1. Siteseeing Tour Bus/Social Experiment/Art Installation
2. Port Costa - A Secret Getaway (w/ Cristal of course)
3. Dinner at Uva
4. Giants Game? Is it too late?
5. Walk Chance (the penguin dog) during sunset over the freeway overpass
6. Make out at all above mentioned locations...(this includes going back to Squat and Gobble)
7. tbc..."
i saw Pete Doolittle on the street the other day...
i said "erey Doolittle!!!"
he said "whwhwhahahdhadhdahdhadhadhadh....what up?!!!!"
spoke with Adam who was leaving for Amsterdam for a few weeks...
made resolution to see Adam more...
drank a lot of Fat Tire...
did a lot of pushups...
resolved to go back to Portland to read at Tangent...
talked with Jesse about Giallo movies and Italian cannibal movies...
got over being sick but not before i gave it to Cat and my sister and Clay and maybe Tetra and possibly Brent...
talked about getting kinky with my yoga ball...
this is what i eat everyday...
people make fun of me all the time for eating this everyday...
i think salami and cheese and carrots and pistachio nuts and figs and cherry tomatoes and an avocado is a weird thing to make fun of...
listened to Geogadi on an airplane looking out the window reading a book about UFO's...
it was like a music video...
talked with Orth about Metallica and bartending and music and movies...
talked with the nice bartender who took over for Orth about US Weekly as she fed us free mojotos...
played David Bryne and Van Morrison a lot...
watched a no-hitter...
booked the next BOTH BOTH Reading...
had another OOBE...
didn't get my watch fixed but charged my cellphone a lot...
had a panic attack...
heard from my cousin Louisa...
hung out with my brother mostly...
went to bed later than sooner...
still haven't showered...
...currently listening to Dark Mind Give Me Time
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