stupid pomes!

1. Mills makes

Lively interns


2. After Brandon

NYC grossed

100million


2.1 It's Thursday

And I'm

Still phat


3. Born in Johannesburg,

James drinks

Chinese milk


4. UDP

is never not

on backorder


5. Rodney's more than

54,000 children

Is actually declining


6. I say "Cat-Tits"

She says "no

Tits-Cat"


7. "Why not 12-year-olds?"

Hyman said.


8. Steve cut a rug

Said ""How do you establish a floor?

Well, this is the bazooka.

This is how you establish a floor"