Oct 23, 2008

i think i'm just going to pretend i didn't watch this last night...i think i'll be a much happier person if i just pretend this was never made...

10 comments:

Dimitri said...

That's so sad

John Sakkis said...

dude,

it was beyond bad...beeeeeyond terrible...

one scene had indiana's son swinging from vine to vine with a gang of monkeys all tarzan style...all CGI bullshit...

and then they're like superheroes in this one...ridiculously not dying all the time...falling off of waterfalls, like niagara size waterfalls, in a car...and not dying...3 times in a row...

and then a stupid fencing scene on top of two jeeps going 60 miles an hour through the amazon jungle...huh? that much flat, cleared land in the middle of the amazon for a 5 minute car chase at 60 mph...

and then the whole thing was about inter-dimensional "aliens"...and then a stupid UFO as ziggerot that takes off into the inner-sphere at the end...fuck fuck fuck fuck!!!

it was sad, made want to cry...embarassing CGI cluster-fuck...it looked like a bad video game...george lucas is a hack...steven speilberg is obviously a pushover to let lucas pressure him into making this hunk of stale cum of a sequel...

i could say more but i won't...barf.

John Sakkis said...

oh yeah! oh yeah! oh yeah!!!!!!

i forgot the part where indiana survives a nuclear explosion by hiding inside a refriderator...and then he's launched about a mile away from the blast and he climbs out of the fridge all "yeesh..."

fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck!

John Sakkis said...

and by "nuclear explosion" i don't mean a big bomb...i mean an actual nuclear bomb was set off in front of indiana jones and he hid in a refridgerator (how the fuck do you spell refridgerator?!!!!) to duck the blast...ahhhhhhhhhh!!!!

BB said...

oh shit, it's like that? fuck! i totally wanted to see it!

Dimitri said...

Oh yeah, Z wants to have dinner with us sometime. I think we should do a lazy breakfast though.

John Sakkis said...

"Oh yeah, Z wants to have dinner with us sometime. I think we should do a lazy breakfast though."

this has nothing to do with indiana jones...

my word verification is "chous"...that's one letter from chorus...

you comment about dinner was kind of like my comment about word verification with regards to indiana jones...

jt said...

worst movie I've seen in a long time. I thought I told you not to watch it.

Amish Trivedi said...

Everyone saw that South Park right? They seriously raped Indy.

Unknown said...

it sounds perfect! I'm a fan already!


Indi anna get stoopid!

I think movies should be all CGI,
its the people that suck, including most of the audience!

ROBOTS UBER ALLES!