Michael Davidson walks up to me while i'm bartending last night

he gestures towards the wine and says 'how much?'

and i say "five fingers...'

instead of saying 'it's on the house..." or 'free...' i immediately say 'five fingers...'

i haven't really used that term since high school

it just came out

and even in high school i never really gaffled anything

i mean, i gaffled an Old Dirty Bastard cd once from Tower but got caught

my mom had to pick me up

my friend Casey waited for us in the Anime section