will submarines be the new thing? so sick of dumbasses getting all "twee" and releasing albums with deer antlers on the cover...so sick of fucktards wearing "fey" unicorn crew neck sweatshirts...so sick of Pitchfork reviewers using adjectives like "twee" and "fey" to describe music they don't really know how to describe...fuck Gen Y, i think i'm part of the Fetishist-Reductivist Henry Darger generation...i think submarines have the potential to be the "new cool shit" thing...i would rock a submarine crew neck sweatshirt all day...i think people would probably be pretty impressed if someone put a battalion of multi-colored submarines on their album cover...i remember seeing this commercial in 1987 or something for Brutt Cologne that was like "where did all the men go?" "men aren't men anymore" "but men who wear Brutt cologne are totally still men"...and i think it took place in a South Western looking desert and i remember thinking "i think i understand what this means" or at least i think i understood the marketing...oh also, i predict 2-Tone Ska will make a huge San Francisco comeback this year...
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you should ask Auden Koeneke about submarines. he will blow your mind. that's the feather.
I second that shit.
wv: Matives.
wow.
like...two natives of a city who hook up? "matives?"
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(if a geezer like me submarines, should you?)
Dan's totally right--Auden's ahead of you on the sub curve, as BB can probably attest, too. From up this close, he's more like a sub boor, but let the record show that we were doin' that sub stuff already in Portland back in 2008. :)
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