California


it would cost more to drive to LA anyway

there's a futon in your kitchen
you bought me a 32oz and it's in your kitchen

they're called "Congress Created Dust Bowl" right
and they're kind of like The Delta right

and they're playing the Greek Theater tonight
right, the deceased live in Oakland cause

when your lead singer lives in SoCal you'll
drive so much you become an aqueduct

sometimes i see trucks with NorCal decals
but everyone from here knows that no one

ever said "NorCal," that's a SoCal thing
like only Tupac or New Yorkers say "Cali"

and I remember reading Thrasher
that TED rant about Toyota-bros slapping

skate stickers on their bumpers, Slime Balls
Psycho Eyes and Per Welinder skulls

but maybe these weren't stickers just
baggy hoodies or cherry beaches

the top of the food chain is shotgunning water
south of Fresno just to spite the So.

and gnarly actually just means seriously