this is a blog post generated out of sheer Sunday afternoon boredom + loosey goosey ethics...

Texts My Friends Sent Me This Weekend (in order of received top to bottom)

i'm gonna have to come by your place
to glue my tooth back in after it falls out again
i'll let you know
going to big lebowski live
fair weather friend sounds like
just got out of acupuncture soooooo high from it heading to East Bay now
k will do
yeah. if i get back before midnight i'll text you
going to the show at The Independent tonight. you be out and about?
headin to Nickie's
wrd
art walk!
heading towards Steiner now
where u? i want a drink
Danny Coyle's looks least crowded for a starter
just got here
dice? no dice? tell me a story
what're you doing?
in the Mission. you into Coyle's these days?
we're too far apart. what're you up to tomorrow?
kinda cold. why don't you come down this way? Delirium?
Missio bar crawl
whatcha doin?
we r coming now
let's hang out soon. night :)
sorry. going away party caravan last night for interns. sad its all ending n shit. i think i stumbled into koc noc. Weiiiirf
Nickie's? fuck i'm still in bed. so pathetic
whoa seriously? i don't see a future when i can get up
just got back from city of dreams...didn't have my phone. u feeling better?
just read this. chinese sounds good. i'm actually just eating straight peanut butter like a fat girl
and yeah, i dominated that battle
it's cool
lol watching Buffy right now! and no u weren't an asshole at all
i heart Giles
his brains r sexy. Willow's whiny. Xander's adorable. Cordelia's funny...and fine. and Buffy is queen of the worst one-lines ever :)
any time after 9:30
so very happy
oh yeah. seems to be a by-product of hanging out with u...:)
silly hat required
hey buddy i am in NC w Morgan. its hot! you are jealous!
what are you doing?
for sure, will not get you in trouble. or not that i could imagine anyway.
hoping so after i'm off of work! yay
yea Toranado now...be at Kate's soon
Truman's? i wish i knew, i'm still at work...
hey still chillin?
i am at Divis n Haight, should i come ova
address?
ya
yeah was gonna hit you on the way in. just for a night & heading to LA. you gonna be around? grab a beer?
are you going to the Hayes Valley farm today?
any chance i may crash till tuesday?
i thought today was monday
taking the long way to see the redwoods
when's that
maybe. i'm still in the Mission. moving slowly today. i can come meet you there
in Oakland hills for the day
work
yup
do you wanna go to flour + water with us and Ally for dinner?
bbq at the Khalafallah's
does that mean you wanna go or not?
holllleerrrrrr