there is no normalizing the word MILF. i wish pop culture would stop trying.


i could care less about animals but have you guys ever seen a stub nosed monkey? they look like elves. or michael jackson. or princess mononoke.


it's really not fair though, the only songs ever sung on MUNI sound like halitosis infected with Hep C wearing a vomit and E&J stained dirty Duster style trench coat...


“Jesus Christmas, holy Jesus God damn, Jesus jumping Christmas shit”


it smells like field-porn outside...


you've aged as well as a Paul Frank t-shirt...

i'm so emotional today. cried during This Week In Baseball. cried during the Kentucky Derby. cried 3 times in 1 episode of Friday Night Lights. crycrycry, that's all i ever do.

Madmartigan

can't stand people who stretch in front of me. want to throw up in their lap. 

no hulu hoops allowed...

John Sakkis flaunts (flaunts!) his bikini body/ baby bump...

"John is fixing his toilet so he will be arriving late. "

Senior Frogs.

i'm a studio gangster...

Ryan Vogelsong don't be an asshole.

roller coaster ride enthusiast.

the death of Gavroche!

I'm off to the Peninsula to eat an entire lamb with my family. 

i strained my neck this morning puffing on my asthma inhaler. i feel like Revenge Of The Nerds II: Nerds In Paradise...

which poet do you think is going to write the inevitable over-thinking it blog post/ essay defending the new Lady Gaga album cover? willing to bet whoever it is references Zizek, Kitsch, Glam...

the most interesting thing you can do to a wall nowadays is buff it...stencil-art is an oxymoron. saying "street art" is like rocking JNKOs in 2011. i don't care about your fucking mural.

Portes, Plakoto, Fevga.

Ashley Judd calls Rap music misogynistic gets called a racist by feminists...

streaming Eat Pray Love might have not been such a good idea. currently at the part where Julia Roberts eats a really good plate of spaghetti...now i'm on the part where Julia Roberts eats a really good cantaloupe...

now i'm on the part where Julia Roberts eats a really good slice of pizza in Naples, FML.

now i'm on the part where Julia Roberts takes a cab in India.

pimps in the woods. i dreamt about pimps in the woods.

Jezebel is mad because Sleigh Bells sang about "dumb whores"...only they didn't, they sang about "devil horns"...

I'm not a shit-head i just flush a lot.

Cholombians are the new Juggalos.

Hurricane but you can call me Slurricane...

and now we're going to Libya! cause it's totally our business to win a revolution for them! sweet!


‎"Are clams alive?" "Yes/ No" "This answer is: Irrelevant Little important Somewhat important Very important Mandatory"


dreamt i was landing so many heel flips.


is Kurt Loder still on MTV?


for I have dined on honeydew!

my band is called BOTH BOTH...