I'm wearing boxer briefs for the first time. I must admit I look amazing. But it feels like I'm wearing panties. I just did that magical move that girls do where they run their pointer fingers along the ridge of their ass cheeks to pull their bikini bottoms from their butt cracks. I've never done that before. Super confused this morning...

I was doing laundry at my parent's house recently. Well, my Mom was doing my laundry for me. And then we were folding my laundry together on the couch. And then there were suddenly all of these duplicates of my boxer shorts. But I didn't own duplicates. And then we realized that the duplicates were actually my Dad's identical underwear mixed in with mine. And it freaked me out. Right? I mean, gross...We were both sporting cheap ass (pun intended) Macy's Tommy Hilfiger boxers. I'm 31 and my Dad is 73, No Good, I can't share underwear styleez with my Pop. So now I'm wearing man panties. I feel like Nuke LaLoosh in Bull Durham. My wind up is getting kinky by the minute. I'm told that I'll get used to it. A bunch of men and women were all "yayaya" on facebook...so I'm thinking this is the right move. Yeah? Yeah...