Noah's Ark wasn't a "DNA bank"

I'm sitting here in my boxer shorts eating watermelon

hung out last night with Jacques Brautbar at Bollyhood

Stephanie Young and Estee Schwartz were good, everyone else needs to slow their roll

it's been a heat wave this week

I ate Mcdonald's for lunch today, I ate cold fried chicken and Greek salad for dinner

my problem is retention

BOTH BOTH the magazine returns next month

Steve Orth is my only friend

out the trunk feel the funk