These Are My Google Searches Over The Last Couple Weeks

How often should I get a haircut?

What if I only ate pickles?

The Actualists.

Pus is a good thing.

Baby's on fire.

The Handshake.

L'Avventura is boring as shit.

And we're glowing like metal on the...

OMG what happened to Carmella Bing?

Kemet.

Jessica Alba and Obama talk immigration?

Why do white people think that playing 45s at 33BPM is interesting?

Wildcats/ Aliens crossover.

Nary a reply.

Hellraiser Revelations.

Annie waits for the last time.

How the fuck do you pronounce asystole?

Onanism means masturbation.

Knockoff Wayfairers for my huge head.

Jello Biafra stabbed for selling out.

"Thou shalt not kill...unless you're abroad?"

Fed the homeless a soup he make out of his dismembered girlfriend.

Chinese food Grand Ave.