Christa is probably the worst name ever invented right?


I keep buying Creme Brulee coffee creamer thinking it's NOT going to taste like Gak (TM) this time around. 


My friends are putting on a comedy about people who says things like "...Imperial Capitalist American Society and its inherent white supremacy, patriarchy and heteronormativity..."...this Sunday at CounterPULSE.


I can't tell if I have gas or my liver is slowly exploding. 


My dear Mom keeps calling me from Coscto asking if I want any fried chicken.


Can't believe there's not a Tumbler called "Hipster Girls Reading Joan Dideon"...


Last night I dreamt I was in Brooklyn, the only thing I packed were cadet caps and Forest Green turtle necks. 


I can't believe we go to work everyday.