Karyn accidentally "butt dialed" me just now, s'ok, I don't mind, I love her butt. So I was on the phone having this real gossipy conversation with her butt, you know, just rapping about life on the stoop and such...and then in between (haha) all this butt-talk I hear Karyn in the background barking fashion-police orders to all her fashion henchmen/women; things were getting a bit tense so I hastily bid a hearty "kalisperasas!" to her butt and hung up the phone.

And then out of the ether, probably apropos of all this butt-energy,  I came up with a legitimately awesome dumb Popsicle joke (for adults!)...ready? Here goes!

Q: What do you call a woman with butt implants?

A: An Imposterior!!!