1. sun dried tomatoes
2. remixes
3. Dane Cook
4. people who drink tea
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23 comments:
Scoff to your anti-teaness. Tea rules. Wait til you get home and I'll douse you with some. (winkie emoticon)
WINKIEEEEE EMOTICONNNNNNN!!!!
I still like thinking that emoticons are in some way related to anticon, cement, insects, dusk and things that moms worry about their sons.
Plus...I like tea and sun dried tomatoes.
Remixes?
You don't really mean that, do you? Maybe qualify it... like "really bad remixes" and similar limiters.
On Remixes: A Qualification For Italian-American Barkeep Matthew Arnone
"i hate Bjork remixes"
i drink 2 to 3 cups of tea every day i'm at work. tons of anti-oxidants, john. it's good for you. why you hating on the tea?
i agree with the remixes, though. usually you have to wonder why they bothered.
sundried tomatoes are also gross. agreed.
who's dane cook? i'm probably supposed to know that right.
i'm stoopid.
why we should never hang out: at this very moment, i am watching a remix of that dane cook crying bit while eating a jar of sundried tomatoes and drinking tea.
and wearing flip flops.
logan ryan smith,
argh!!!
antioxidants aren't real just like armand leaving the tenderloin isn't real.
tea = earthy tasting cemetary water
everyday caitlin,
argh!!!!
and furthermore
wait, are you wearing capri's?
are you making rap songs about cunnilingus all the while pretending like it hasn't all been done to death.
are you writing in abbrevs right now? or better yet, fucking *speaking* in abbrevs.
are you getting a neck tattoo as i type this?
are you burping in public because you're rock n' roll?
if you're doing any of that stuff then yeah, we probably shouldn't hang out.
actually, i think you'd look hilariously attractive with a neck tattoo.
i forget what you said about san francisco men who ride fixies and future dead beat dads...but i liked it and thought it was funny.
john, just because you don't "believe" in something doesn't mean it doesn't exist.
sorry. i know that's hard for you to accept.
I lol'd
cemetery water
itpmp
read, I totally peed my pants
i'm drinking tea right now. it tastes like peppermint.
i am eating a peppermint right now. it tastes like tea. errr...i am sucking on a gravestone.
Now that you've had your ass handed to you on a tea-stained platter are you willing to replace tea with something even more distasteful to your delicate sensibilities, like *toast*?
I personally dislike pickled things, barry bonds, cola and touching most metal objects.
i'm failing to see how my ass "was handed" to me jon wright. go eat more blood pudding jon wright.
tea is bad. how can you argue with that? tea is gross. tea is pointless. antioxidants are a myth. tea tastes like cemetary water. poof.
toast can suck a dick. as can pasta.
i told logan to replace pasta for beer.
i also told logan to replace black t-shirts for white. and buzzed hair for long. logan's getting sexy.
i detest Q & A sessions, the words 'yogurt,' 'chad,' and 'underground'...i dislike slutty fill-in-the-blank halloween costumes, going to the movies, dinner dates, basketball, coke-chic, antioch california, garish flat billed baseball caps, leftover food that doesn't get eaten, the upper haight, asian dudes who use the "n" word, crosswalks, NYC vs. SF, touching doorknobs, drinking out of pint glasses, facebook, your boyfriend etc.
now i'm drinking an irish breakfast tea.
i dislike tourists, messy foods, when someone doesn't recognize that i'm way sexier and more stylish now than i've ever been especially when i used to wear different colored clothing and had a big dopey head full of hair, slow walkers, the dodgers, reggae music, hippies, the fact that no sunglasses fit me right, and crowding.
ooh can i get in on this?
i dislike the smell of vegan cheese, ginger beer, ice cream, songs NOT about cunnilingus, weak chins, the around the head headband craze, people who don't act their age, TIME magazine post 2006, hardcore music, jelly belly jelly beans, quantum mechanics, robotripping, diabetes, pencil dicks, roast beef, and pancake throat.
also: crowding and dinner dates, but you guys already said those.
I dislike all your faces. mine is beautiful. not that all of your faces are bad or anything, but c'mon, look at it, you know I got-ta hate them other faces.
wait, I take that back. I hate you all.
VIVA CUBBIES!
I also hate people posting on missed connections thinking that I am staring at them in class & that I should say *HELLO*. Vain motherfuckers. Excuse me, I'm going to look at my new haircut.
well, might as well make it four:
I ALSO in general, hate people living in San Francisco [minus you, James, Rebecca, Logan etc], something about this city makes people fucking lame, whether they are from California or from bum-fuck Utah.
I loathe people who do not acknowledge me when I open the door for them, or they bump into me & can't even take time out to say "excuse me" or "sorry"
Manners San Francisco Manners! Where they fuck are they~!
no wait, fuck that, I take it all back, the only thing I currently hate is LOGAN FUCKING RYAN SMITH for constantly censoring me on his god damn blog.
Why does my little cocksucker silence so?
now that the shitstorm has died down,
I'd like to just say that the world would be a better place without any remixes of that Bjork song where she throws things off a cliff.
john sakkis, you dominate the conversation almost as much as my cat does.
last night walking down hayes st. to catch a cab to the TL, we were talking about your likes and dislikes. you're like weather. you're everpresent.
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