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him weirdo not you. he said something and then you said "your mom" and then he tackled you...weirdo. and then i broke it up and he fed me Turkish food and we watched Quadrophenia till 4am.

yeah, very successful day/night.

where'd emma go? let's not almost fight people in green shirts who fall over anymore. how'd we leave dutchface's party? was i being mean to Becca's boyfriend? was i skipping hella hard on the way home from molotov's with my arm around your neck? i remember skipping so hard it felt like i was floating, but maybe that was a dream? i know i was holding hands with Becky but i also think i was levitating up Pierce. and some new semi-okay show at Edo but the san gria was nasty-good, but i keep getting friday confused with saturday. i felt like we went to my house and i turned around and there was 15 people standing in my hallway. did that happen? did someone go "heeey!" when they saw the nate vandyke on the wall? what the hell does butt pudding mean? seriously, i remember laughing but how come? "square-head" i get. with spaghetti in his mouth and stuck to his forehead all "who you callin' square-head" and me saying "not you dude...my friend caty..." and him flinging his face around and all the noodles flopping all over his beard. but butt pudding? talking to those people with herpes all over their faces and clothes but then they just came from the blood wrestling thing at The Top, but that was friday right? or Dj'ing all day at D-Structure with hungover Sylvia constantly folding stuff. and alamo square for a second looking at italian tourist-girls leap into the air in front of the Full House houses trying to get that perfect "i'm leaping in a park in San Francisco" photo, and failing. i remember breaking my beer and then kicking some girl's cell phone out of her hand while trying to finish a text message and sweep you off your legs. something about pizza. something about Pankration and vestiments in the LH. something about that Bjork girl who texted Emma all "your boyfriend's brother is hot" or something and how that made me feel good but also turn around and threaten Armand. something about you guys eating all this pizza. but it was hawaiian for some reason? did we talk shit to some people next to the pizza shop? and we were saying how much we like old metallica in bars with wu-tang's 36 chambers playing. why did we walk to webster to get pizza? some kind of new bar next to the pizza shop full of men in fadoras? yeah? and you drank bloody mary's in the afternoon before all of this for the first time. oh god i watched law & order ci all day yesterday seeing spiders on the wall.