State(s) of the Union?

...two hilarious headlines up on yahoo news right now...

"Bush to say Americans addicted to oil"

"Poll finds men want Jessica Alba as a girlfriend"

found a used copy Neil Gaiman's Death graphic novel in Red Letter today...though it wasn't priced/processed yet so i couldn't buy it...wack...

...currently listening to N.E.R.D. nerd...

"hey girl, i'm a provider!"
—N.E.R.D.