i had the strangest dream about you last night...you were this uber famous french actress and i was in love with you...only my brother, mel gibson (with full braveheart hair) was too, it was causing lot's of strife...
i remember we were laying in bed next to each other, only we weren't in the same bed but rather two beds pulled together so as to leave about 6 inches between them..."censored"...our heads were really close...i remember i wanted to lean over and "censored" but had reservations about not wanting to jump the gun...and then i thought of my brother mel...
and then me and you were hosting a senior prom at the mariot hotel in san francisco...matthew was there, i asked him to give me work for 14 hills (i guess i was poetry editor)...
i walked though the lobby of the hotel to a janitor's closet...inside the janitor's closet i caught my brother, mel gibson, watching one of your french films...he was like "she's mine..." i was like "grow up..."
TOTALLY CREEPY...
but, in to my credit, webb in reply said "fuck mel. i'd take you to senior prom"
.... right. i think i'll prove my creepiness by not exposing my secret stash, like mel huddled up in the closet. have you seen belle du jour? it's a really sexist film but it sounds sort of like yr dream (i mean no offense to katie with the comparison, of course. it's your dream.)
it's not sexist just because there's sex involved, right? belle du jour is sexist, i didn't mean to imply that you were. the atmosphere of your draem reminded me of the texture of the film. i think freud would need to analyze why the first think *i* thought of was belle du jour.
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The West Coast is looking better and better.
nudge nudge...
i'm gonna wimp out on that comment now before anyone actually reads it
phew! maybe i can still pass for a good southern girl.
hey, no freaking fair!
maybe i'll hire dr. capanna for some "marriage counseling."
oh okay. i repeat. nudge nudge...
what exactly do you mean by "nudging"?
hehe...you know...nudge nudge...hehe...okay, i'm a total creep...
are you? i think i started it, i get to be the creep
seriously where is this boxing match going down
(geez, double entendres everywhere now)
okay. proof that i'm the bigger creep...
a dream i had about webbers last sunday...
i had the strangest dream about you last night...you were this uber famous french actress and i was in love with you...only my brother, mel gibson (with full braveheart hair) was too, it was causing lot's of strife...
i remember we were laying in bed next to each other, only we weren't in the same bed but rather two beds pulled together so as to leave about 6 inches between them..."censored"...our heads were really close...i remember i wanted to lean over and "censored" but had reservations about not wanting to jump the gun...and then i thought of my brother mel...
and then me and you were hosting a senior prom at the mariot hotel in san francisco...matthew was there, i asked him to give me work for 14 hills (i guess i was poetry editor)...
i walked though the lobby of the hotel to a janitor's closet...inside the janitor's closet i caught my brother, mel gibson, watching one of your french films...he was like "she's mine..." i was like "grow up..."
TOTALLY CREEPY...
but, in to my credit, webb in reply said "fuck mel. i'd take you to senior prom"
TOTALLY CREEPY...
oh and the censored parts aren't really all that sensory...it's all affectation...yup...
.... right. i think i'll prove my creepiness by not exposing my secret stash, like mel huddled up in the closet. have you seen belle du jour? it's a really sexist film but it sounds sort of like yr dream (i mean no offense to katie with the comparison, of course. it's your dream.)
ok i'm going over to detumescence now
"going over to detumescence now"...hold up, is that like "i'm switching teams?!"...man, moted...
what did freud say about sexist dreams?
it's not sexist just because there's sex involved, right? belle du jour is sexist, i didn't mean to imply that you were. the atmosphere of your draem reminded me of the texture of the film. i think freud would need to analyze why the first think *i* thought of was belle du jour.
Is this conversation about how hot Katie Webb is?
yeah, pretty much...YOU started it though...i ONLY dreamed it...
katie webb is the beat!
We should start a survey of hot poets.
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