The Separation Of Church And State by Gary Sullivan is fantastic...

SUSAN CUDLIPP: I worked at Wendy's for about two years and I personally think that anyone who uses any of the following should be shot:

"Aks" instead of "ask"
"Alrighty then"
"At the end of the day"
"Back in the day"
People who refer to popular vacation spot Cabo San Lucas as "Cabo"
"Ciao," "peace out," or other annoying "hip" ways to say goodbye
"Conversate"
"Don't go there"
"Fantabulous"
"FYI" (like you know something I don't)
"Good to go"
"Have a good one"
"I'd hit that"
"It's all good"
"My bad"
"No biggie"
"No can do"
"Quote Unquote" (with or without accompanying hand gestures)
"So, I was like"
"24/7"
"With all due respect" (something disrespectful comes next!)
"X is the new Y"
"You go girl"