update

i found a bar on Santorini that plays baseball, so that's where i'll be if you need me.

i'm switching hotels, i'm in the cuts and i took a cold shower this evening, i'm not okay with this. i'm going to rent a "quad" tomorrow morning and cruise around the island pretending to be an Australian named Reese.

Santorini is amazing, i was here in 2005 but i forgot, it's really amazing here.

do you want to see pictures of my mustache? do you want to see pictures of me with my mustache in a bath towel? you'll have to wait until i get back. so sexy.

baseball starts in an hour. the sign says "MLB on CW"...i'm not sure what that means, CW as in the CW network? didn't know they broadcast baseball, didn't know they broadcast to Greece, they don't. but i asked the lady at the bar and she said "yeah yeah, baseball...9pm, you come..." i said "fa' sho..."

today i ate salami and cheese and nuts and pears, it was amazing. i ate the salami all John Favreau style (cf. Swingers, cf. Vince Vaugn) gnawing at the bitch whole. i had no knife. i had no drive to find a knife. i fell asleep watching the Lakers/ Celtics game, Basketball is my Benedryl, knocks me right out, who won? oh wait, i don't care...disclaimer: i probably spelled "Favreau" wrong and "Vaugn" wrong and "Benedryl" wrong but i have no spellcheck. i have no drive to check the spelling.

i'm off to baseball and shop talk.

love,
johnny