Jun 17, 2008

update

today i rented an ATV and headed to Parissa, about 12 miles out of Fira (main town)...it was just as i remembered it, black sands, hot beach, warm, clear water...omg right?

so, i went for a swim, and then had a read, and then had a smoke and a drink of water, and then another swim and then headed back to my towel...5 people had posted up near me so i decided to play Huckleberry Fin and say hello...they were Swedes, on vacation, duh, 2 couples and one dude named Arvid...all very nice people, i told them my name was Jeff Kent and that i was with the SDPD (San Diego Police Dept.)...they were very interested in my job...i told them i had been on the force for 3 1/2 years but was still considered a bit of a "rookie" due to my age...i had to kind of explain what a rookie was...i told them it was like a backup position player on a football team...they seemed to get it...they asked me if i had ever shot anyone and i said yes...i told them that despite what they may think it actually sucks to shoot someone...i told them i aimed for the guys right leg during a violent bank heist but ended up hitting him in the butt...i told them i got a lot of shit from the guys for that and they seemed to understand...i'm a rookie afterall...after that we all played a lot of paddle ball (something that needs to be exported to the states along with Frappe drinks) and swam for a bit more...they kept asking me if being a cop was like they showed on TV (i gather they have a lot of Law & Order in europe), i told them it was pretty much exactly like that except it takes the dectectives in my district a lot longer than an hour to break a case, they laughed a lot at that...we made tentative plans to meet up tonight for beers at a local pub, Murphy's Irish Pub...this is going well so far.

i'm about to head back to the hotel for lunch and a nap.

love

6 comments:

BB said...

Yassou Yanni,

I think this is a lie, but I love it because it is exactly the sort of lie you would tell, not the lie to the "Swedes" but to us, your readers. I don't think you would ever do it in real life, but you would think about doing it and then tell us you did. Remember New York? NASTY.

Magie said...

A tan SD Cop with a thick stache. Hot.

Dimitri said...

You are an idiot.

Steve Orth said...

ah, shit. you stealing plays from my play book.

I love it.

Logan Ryan Smith said...

if they knew *anything* about US law enforcement they would have caught you in the lie. yr not allowed to shoot anyone unless lives are in danger, and if lives are in danger, you can only shoot to kill.

no butt shooting!

i bet all of sweeden doesn't trust you now.

tsk tsk.

John Sakkis said...

this is actually true...nothing like new york brandon...i'm going to try and come up with a few more characters before the symposium. this is a fun way to live.