Shit I Eat Late At Night

Kirkland almonds



and Havarti cheese



and BBQ sauce



on a spoon



and then in my mouth

cooking with John!!!

last Saturday, after drinking vodka tonics all day with Logan i went to Little Chihuahua and ordered a big plate of nachos...and then i went home and poured honey all over them and watched Lost Season 3 until i fell asleep...this has been another installment of COOKING WITH JOHN!

cooking with John!!!

for dinner last night i heated up a can of delicious tortilla soup and then poured a bunch of honey mustard salad dressing in it! viola! a sweet and savory feast for one!!! this has been another installment of COOKING WITH JOHN!

what i had for dinner last night...

microwaved egg salad and butter mixed/mashed with half a pack of chocolate gram crackers...

a beautiful, rich, brown and yellow marbleized bowl of sweet and savory bathroom humor of a meal...

and then i watched Warlock and went to bed...

for logan

my friends make fun of the stuff i eat...they say stuff like "you're disgusting..." "what the hell is wrong with you..." "i can smell you from here..." "you're a _______ idiot..." a lot...what can i say, i have an idiosyncratic palate...sometimes i come home on a Friday night and it's late and maybe i'm a little perked and it's 3am and i'm hungry...so i make dinner...what follows below is my dinner from last Friday night, enjoyed at 3:38am while watching the latest episode of House on Hulu...bon appetite!

one whole can of re-fried beans



gobs and gobs of shredded Jack cheese



handful of diced onion



two hard boiled eggs


big handful of crumpled Oreo cookies



stir (mash) all together until boiling like thick lava...

put on your favorite junk television show...

eat!

pass out 15 min later...