my friends make fun of the stuff i eat...they say stuff like "you're disgusting..." "what the hell is wrong with you..." "i can smell you from here..." "you're a _______ idiot..." a lot...what can i say, i have an idiosyncratic palate...sometimes i come home on a Friday night and it's late and maybe i'm a little perked and it's 3am and i'm hungry...so i make dinner...what follows below is my dinner from last Friday night, enjoyed at 3:38am while watching the latest episode of House on Hulu...bon appetite!
one whole can of re-fried beans
gobs and gobs of shredded Jack cheese
handful of diced onion
two hard boiled eggs
big handful of crumpled Oreo cookies
stir (mash) all together until boiling like thick lava...
put on your favorite junk television show...
eat!
pass out 15 min later...
4 comments:
oh fuck I forgot about the hard boiled eggs. yes, this is the most disgusting thing I have ever heard anyone eat. Oh my god. oh my GOD.
thats like disgustingly hot
bb,
eat it...
stephen,
thanks!
I was with you until the Oreos.
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